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Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
4.6 · 2,750+ reviews

AchewearFunny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men

Regular price$119.99
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End of Summer Sale ends tonight

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The End of Summer Sale

Everything below is marked down until tonight. The more you add, the more you save — it comes off automatically, on top of the sale price.

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Finally — a shirt that admits it

Some mornings your back files a complaint.

Your knees join in.

Your neck's already started.

This tee just says it out loud.

The stick figure covered in "ow!" arrows does the talking for you. Soft cotton-like polyester. Relaxed fit that skims — never clings. Ready to wear the day it lands.

One of our most reordered "everything hurts" tees this year

The joke lands every time
The stick figure covered in "ow!" arrows says what you're already thinking. Guaranteed conversation starter — expect the compliments.

Soft cotton-like that skims, doesn't cling
Relaxed fit built for real bodies. Falls right at the hip. No riding up, no clinging to the midsection.

Print stays sharp wash after wash
High-quality print holds up to 50+ washes without cracking or fading. The joke doesn't wear off.

Perfect gift for the achiest person you know
Sizes S–XXXL means it fits your mom, your sister, your best friend, your husband. Ships fast.

What you get today

  • The "ow!" Everything hurts graphic tee
  • Soft breathable cotton-like, relaxed fit (S–XXXL)
  • Ready to wear the day it arrives
  • Free tracked shipping
  • 30-day at-home trial

Seasonal print run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.

Wear the joke your body's been telling all week. Limited-time offer while this batch lasts.

30-day at-home trial

Try Achewear at home for 30 days. If it doesn't fit, look right, or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.


Does the print crack after washing?
No. The print is designed to hold up through 50+ washes. Turn inside-out and wash cold to keep it looking fresh even longer.

Is the fit true to size or should I size up?
Sizing runs slightly snug. We recommend sizing up one for the classic relaxed drape shown.

Is the fabric thick enough to not be see-through?
Yes. The cotton-like polyester blend fabric is soft but not thin — no lining needed underneath. 

Does it work as a gift?
Yes. It's one of the most-gifted tees for people dealing with everyday aches — birthdays, holidays, or a "just because I get you" moment.

  • Size: S–XXXL (see size chart)
  • Material: Soft cotton-like polyester blend
  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex
  • Print: High-durability screen print
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Turn inside-out to protect the print
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not bleach or iron directly on print

Every order is covered by our 30-day guarantee, starting the day your order arrives. Many issues are solved without sending anything back — damaged, wrong, or ill-fitting items are typically replaced free.

No extra taxes or shipping charges. What you see is what you pay.

Your order is dispatched within 24–48 hours and typically arrives within 5–9 business days. You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships, so you can follow it door to door.

Ordering from outside the US? Allow 7–10 business days.

Shown as she is.

We do not smooth skin or reshape a body, and we do not photograph anything we would not send you. What you see is what turns up.

Thirty days at home.

Live with it. If it is not right — the fit, the colour, the way it wears — our 30-day money-back guarantee covers it.

Sized honestly.

Every size we can carry, at one price, cut from the same pattern. The range on this page is the range we hold today.

Customer reviews

Reviews from people who bought it

Photographs from people who bought the thing. Nobody styled these and nobody is a model — this is what came out of the box.

4.6
★★★★

2,750+ reviews

5 stars 78%
4 stars 16%
3 stars 4%
2 stars 1%
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Throw it on — and get asked where it is from

Clothes that go on without thinking. A table that looks like you tried. Things for the house that still look lovely a year from now. All of it made to be used, and priced so you never have to justify the parcel.

That is the Lark & Clover feeling. And you have earned an easy one.

Every season we open up our best prices — a thank you to everyone who keeps coming back, and a hello to anyone who has just arrived. Consider this one on us.